[Boy, and Axel thought his username was a bit bleak. It takes him just a moment to click on the name to see who the message is coming from, and the curt wording makes more sense now (though the username still doesn't, but that's neither here nor there).]
I mean, yeah, a bit. We're not BFFs but I could pick him out of a lineup.
[Admittedly, he and Roxas never had the option of texting while working for the Organization, but somehow this message feels off. Sora not using grammar is one thing, but Roxas? That doesn't feel right at all.]
[ Guess who's got the phone pressed to her ear in the aftermath of that whole Hug the Dragon Into Stoney Submission thing Darma's up to? Guess between the rings, hair twin. Guess while she mutters more or less to herself -- ]
Yeesh. I'm out for one minute...
[ Nevermind the date. She's still groggy and half wondering what the hell you kids have been up to that all that just happened. ]
[Out of the blue; between the time (late) and content (or lack-there of) it may come off as ominous, but it's just a check in. In lieu of so many familiar faces going idle.
[He's surprised to receive this text, but despite the late hour, he's awake. Axel doesn't really sleep, he just sort of naps for a couple hours at a time sporadically. He'll sleep when he's dead. (Like actually dead. Since, you know, apparently it doesn't stick the first couple times.)]
Keith? Yeah, things are fine, I guess. I mean nothing's really happened today specifically.
1/IDK - text | butts o'clock am
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hey axel!
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hey
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i know i heard some kind of movement in there
answer me already!!
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come on, answer me
omfg
... Are you done? I didn't want to interrupt.
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text, un: endsoftheearth
[Maybe that's supposed to be a question.
Or maybe someone noticed Riku had a visitor when he was in the infirmary a while back.]
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I mean, yeah, a bit. We're not BFFs but I could pick him out of a lineup.
Why?
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about a minute and a half later
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A few minutes later
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text | un: PrincessAllura (backdated to while Axel was in stasis) 1/2
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I know you can handle yourself but please respond to me.
[A lot has happened and she can't help but notice the absence of spiky red hair on board the ship.]
backdated to the 9th, when his lazy ass wakes up
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Oops I didn't see that html fail in my last tag. Also this is cute.
no worries, happens to the best of us. and yes, they cute as hell ok.
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2 angsts for the price of one
what a deal!
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PREDATED for 16/7 fufufu
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text; immediately after the thing with terra, like as he's fleeing
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Yeah, what's up?
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action;
action;
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text
where are you?
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Mess hall. I have a feeling I know what you wanna talk about.
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action
action forever
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Banana Phone
Yeesh. I'm out for one minute...
[ Nevermind the date. She's still groggy and half wondering what the hell you kids have been up to that all that just happened. ]
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Hey, you! It's about time you woke up. I'm all for naps, but come on, this wasn't a competition.
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text; marmora
[Out of the blue; between the time (late) and content (or lack-there of) it may come off as ominous, but it's just a check in. In lieu of so many familiar faces going idle.
The fact that he can send a message bodes well.]
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Keith? Yeah, things are fine, I guess. I mean nothing's really happened today specifically.
Why, are you okay?
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text, un: princessallura
Salutations! Is this the esteemed Axel Nobody
omfg
Yes? Allura are you okay?
If you've been kidnapped by villains press 1.
Hi nice 2 meet u
yes hello i've actually been wanting to thread with you for ages
Omg....our day has come friend!! Kh is close to my heart, i once played donald for a pal
omg that is amazing
:')
this thread is hysterical and i love you for it
thanks for playing along with such trumpery <3
thank YOU for initiating more absurdity in Axel's life <3
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activates our trap card!
it's time to D-D-D-dunk Richie in the toilet lbrh
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> CALL Richie
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That's my favourite icon
Richie gets the highest frequency of exasperated faces.
a badge of honor in trashmouth circles
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i can't believe we're still threading without axel on his own ic inbox
:'D I'm so sorry axel
you snooze you lose ig
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he was not snoozing he was BEING POLITE GOSH
At least SOMEONE IS
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